Loves First Tiff.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna phoned her Vicar.
"Vicar," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the Vicar, "it's not half as bad as you think,
every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna.
"But what am I going to do with the BODY?"