01-12-2014, 10:43 AM
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A positive attitude!
Late in the night he regained consciousness.He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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