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17-07-2021, 12:36 PM
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I was in the bar when I suddenly needed to pass wind. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my beer, but noticed everyone was looking at me…

Then I remembered I was listening to my iPod!
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17-07-2021, 03:18 PM
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I asked the waitress:

" Can I ask about the menu please "
she said:

" They're none of your business" !
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17-07-2021, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
I was in the bar when I suddenly needed to pass wind. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my beer, but noticed everyone was looking at me…

Then I remembered I was listening to my iPod!
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17-07-2021, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
I was in the bar when I suddenly needed to pass wind. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my beer, but noticed everyone was looking at me…

Then I remembered I was listening to my iPod!
So funny
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20-07-2021, 10:42 PM
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I fried an egg on a car bonnet today which taught me 2 things
(1) It really is hot enough to fry an egg on a car bonnet
(2) People get annoyed when you drop eggs on their car
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21-07-2021, 08:01 PM
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It's always flattering to be told you have a nice arse...

Unless it's during a prostate examination!

ok for some but my husband insists I attend also. Like I need to see it that often in that mode...
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21-07-2021, 08:14 PM
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So funny
2nd that..its like we are laughing at fools..

well not fools just a very relaxed mind I say.
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21-07-2021, 10:19 PM
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Just met the local Glasgow mafia boss...

He made me an offer I couldn't understand!
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23-07-2021, 06:47 PM
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In light of the longstanding thread on the main boards:


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23-07-2021, 10:10 PM
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So I'm straining on the toilet, pushing as hard as I can, when I hear a popping sound and it suddenly went dark.

My wife shouted, "Darling, are you alright? We've had a power cut."

I replied, "Thank god for that. I thought my eyes had exploded!"
 
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