How Seniors Text

ATD At The Doctor’s

BFF Best Friend Farted

BTW Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM Covered By Medicare

CGU Can’t Get Up

CGIP Can’t Get IT Up

CUATSC See You At The Senior Center

DWI Driving While Incontinent

FWB Friend With Betablockers

FWIW Forgot Where I Was

FYI Found Your Insulin

GGPBL Gotta Go; Pacemaker Battery Low!

GLKI Gotta Go; Laxative Kicking In

GHA Got Heartburn Again

HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL Living On Lipitor

OMMR On My Massage Recliner

OMSG Oh, My! Sorry — Gas.

PIMP Pooped In My Pants

ROFL & ICGU Rolling On the Floor Laughing And I Can’t Get Up

SGGP Sorry; Gotta Go Poop

TTYL Talk To You Louder

WAITT Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA Wet The Furniture Again

WTP Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

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Brilliant

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very funny butterfly

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Imagine if a teenager texts with his grandmother ? How confused they will be LOL

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This also reminds me of a text joke I saw and it goes something like this:

Son texting to his mom "I heard that Uncle Sam had passed away"

Mom "yes, I know I have sent out texts to family LOL"

Son "Mom why are you laughing ? this is not a laughing matter"

Mom "Why do you say this, I am not laughing"

Son "Well you said LOL which is laughing out loud"

Mom "ohhhh dear and I said this to everyone, I thought it meant Lots of Love"

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sounds familiar