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31-05-2015, 07:50 AM
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Life is like a Box of Chocolates
You never know what you’re gonna get
But you do you see, soft centres go first
Leaving hard nutty ones…. cause to fret
No point in crying over spoilt Milk Tray
Fudging the issues can leave folk tragic
Just fix your eyes on the Milky Way
Or dabble in a bit of Black Magic
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31-05-2015, 08:02 AM
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Can a question Stand?
well a band can? and in my first job I was asked to go to the technical department and ask for the long stand - it took quite a while?

but what I am really interested in is can a question mark?

RJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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31-05-2015, 08:11 AM
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I am the best Musician in my neighbourhood but that ain't sayin much, there is only one other, Johnny One Note.
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31-05-2015, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
well a band can? and in my first job I was asked to go to the technical department and ask for the long stand - it took quite a while?

but what I am really interested in is can a question mark?

RJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got off light GUMBUD. Long waits, sky hooks, pigeons milk, elbow grease, all popular pre 1970s.

By & large, a new comic duo

I can't stand questions that I don't understand. I stand by my decision, I suppose thats better than standing on street corners
Can a question mark. only if its using indelible ink or brute force & causing bruising.

too early for me to be clever chums.
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31-05-2015, 05:18 PM
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Ah the question. When I was a boy I was told 'Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies' is it any wonder I'm stupid, which goes to prove that if you do everything you are told to do automatically you will never get anywhere in this life, initiative is what's required.
The big serious question back in the late 40's and 50's was TB or not TB, mass X-ray vans toured the country seeking out this deadly disease, my Dad was caught up in the net and spent 10 years of his early married life in and out of sanitoriums. Fair play to him he went on to live to be 94 and had all his wits about him up to the very end, must have something to do with the gold injections they gave him.
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31-05-2015, 07:54 PM
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Soddal to do with anything...but I am rotting away here;invaded by the postulinimus eekitsgrottyus virus whilst at my local [ish-25 miles] hospital.
Right-I do NOT feel well.
Doc Mo came out-temp 104.6 and bpm 47/49.
I REALLY feel like shi...that stuff.
Can't breath,can't see [blurry vision,very hot,aching,blah blah...
My new joints are atm a LOT 'hurtier' than the old ones...

However,humour must go on.
I can't breathe-that is NOT the joke!-but here we go...


One of Doc Mo's nurses asked me what a double'-entendere' is...so I gave her one.

Shuttup. I'm doing my very ill best!
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31-05-2015, 08:13 PM
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I am truly sorry your not feeling the best Pug, hope you pull out of it quickly, best of luck to you me ole son.
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31-05-2015, 09:32 PM
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My doc says I've got the worst case of "Whatever it is" he has seen in his whole career.

Seriously Pug, get better very soon. We'll keep your seat for you.
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31-05-2015, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Soddal to do with anything...but I am rotting away here;invaded by the postulinimus eekitsgrottyus virus whilst at my local [ish-25 miles] hospital.
Right-I do NOT feel well.
Doc Mo came out-temp 104.6 and bpm 47/49.
I REALLY feel like shi...that stuff.
Can't breath,can't see [blurry vision,very hot,aching,blah blah...
My new joints are atm a LOT 'hurtier' than the old ones...

However,humour must go on.
I can't breathe-that is NOT the joke!-but here we go...


One of Doc Mo's nurses asked me what a double'-entendere' is...so I gave her one.

Shuttup. I'm doing my very ill best!
I hope you'll feel better soon Pug, the lads need you here
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31-05-2015, 10:23 PM
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Does anyone know Isaac Hunt?
 
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