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14-02-2019, 01:54 PM
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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That's the last time I buy anything from eBay. I put in a bid for the world's largest box. It's just arrived now and I've been conned. The box it came in is bigger.
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15-02-2019, 07:54 PM
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A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking
deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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16-02-2019, 09:32 AM
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A girl was talking to someone at a party and discovered he was a psychiatrist. She was excited and asked him how he could tell if someone was clever.
"Well", he said, "I usually ask them a question like this. Captain Cook sailed round the world three times. On one of his voyages he was killed. Which one was it?"
The girl sighed. "Oh, I don't know. I was never very good at history."
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16-02-2019, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
A girl was talking to someone at a party and discovered he was a psychiatrist. She was excited and asked him how he could tell if someone was clever.
"Well", he said, "I usually ask them a question like this. Captain Cook sailed round the world three times. On one of his voyages he was killed. Which one was it?"
The girl sighed. "Oh, I don't know. I was never very good at history."


You missed out the bit about her being a blonde!
Actually, Marge is a blonde although she is actually very clever, so it doesn't always follow.
She doesn't like me making blonde jokes, though.
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16-02-2019, 01:57 PM
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Well, I thought it was funny enough without mentioning hair colour.

Then there were two women, not sure whether they were blonds, walking along a river. One on the right side and the other on the left side of the river.
The one on the right calls to the other:"How do I get to the other side?"
The one on the left replied:"You already are on the other side, you idiot!"
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17-02-2019, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
A girl was talking to someone at a party and discovered he was a psychiatrist. She was excited and asked him how he could tell if someone was clever.
"Well", he said, "I usually ask them a question like this. Captain Cook sailed round the world three times. On one of his voyages he was killed. Which one was it?"
The girl sighed. "Oh, I don't know. I was never very good at history."
Funny - but doubt she was blond - we are smarter!! LOL
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Funny - but doubt she was blond - we are smarter!! LOL
I have known quite a few smart blondes. My wife used to be blond before she turned grey.


Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
*Because they are really good at it.
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Got measured up for a kilt last week, the guy in the shop looked at his tape and said;
“Looks like your a Mark F!”
“What’s that then.”, says I.
“Well, it’s one up from a Mark E!”
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
*Because they are really good at it.
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