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17-11-2018, 01:18 PM
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I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.

The first page says, “You’re not helping!”
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20-11-2018, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.

The first page says, “You’re not helping!”
LOL !! true though!
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21-11-2018, 07:28 PM
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Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sauce unknown
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21-11-2018, 07:30 PM
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Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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21-11-2018, 07:34 PM
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I went to the zoo at the weekend
It only had one animal
It was a dog
It was a shih tzu!
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21-11-2018, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
LOL !! true though!
Mostly not true. Much of the pulp to make paper comes from recycled paper or sustainable soft wood trees grown for that purpose.

We have done work in a few major paper mills that used entirely recycled resources. One produced a range of paper grades from thos used for bibles to those coated papers used in porno magazines.
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22-11-2018, 02:43 AM
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Paddy in the Bathroom and Murphy shouts up to him " Did you find the Shampoo?

Paddy " Yes but its for dry hair and I just wet mine"
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22-11-2018, 10:08 AM
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After the success of his book on Ethics, Chris Eubank is writing another one, on Kent
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22-11-2018, 02:41 PM
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There's a new book out about poltergeists. Apparently it is flying off the shelves.
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22-11-2018, 03:58 PM
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Then there was the Chinese fellow who drank 500 cups of tea.
His name was Won Long Pee..
 
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