Re: Who Done It?
Was watching 'The Professionals' last night (I am on episode 10 already - only 44 more to go) when the strangest thing happened. Freaky Fred the Fearless just materialised out of nowhere. Nearly scared the cats out of their fur!
Anyway - he came with a message - apparently Nigel was followed from Japan by a mean devil named Ninja Nagasaki who had caught him in a compromising situation with the Shogun's wife! He has sworn revenge!
Freaky Fred warns that Ninja's never stop until they have their gnome!
Apparently Dongles had promised to share the world supply of Twirls with Ninja Nagasaki if he would give Nigel back. No such luck - Ninja's cannot be bribed - they are loyal to their Shogun to the death. Nigel was heard - screaming -"They will never take me alive!"
And then it all went quiet. Just before dawn the intrepid team of investigators - Coco, Nemo, Willow and their five Tracker Bedlingtons - found a grave beside the Worcester Beacon at the top of the Malvern Hills!
Forensics are on their way there now. DNA and dental records will be analyzed !!