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17-06-2019, 12:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Well done Judd, no sign of the ladies (I use that term loosely) obviously).
Aye, despite her claim, Tabbs was caught napping (a gross dereliction of duty). Even though she was online when I snuck in, she failed to notice. My Ninja training has paid dividends.
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17-06-2019, 12:48 PM
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Makes me wonder how many more of you are lurking about the place. I think we need to get this place debugged chaps or at least a quick spray with woodworm eliminator.
Nah, all we need is a pile of shoes and handbags to draw their attention away, they've got a low attention threshold bordering on ADHD and are soon distracted.
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17-06-2019, 12:53 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Nah, all we need is a pile of shoes and handbags to draw their attention away, they've got a low attention threshold bordering on ADHD and are soon distracted.
That's true. Hide all the mirrors too, they love that.
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17-06-2019, 12:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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That's true. Hide all the mirrors too, they love that.
I would say to keep the mirrors and add a few more so they can preen themselves continually. You know how vain they are.

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17-06-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I would say to keep the mirrors and add a few more so they can preen themselves continually. You know how vain they are.

Perhaps get some of those funny mirrors that make them look fatter... I'm sure they use those in all the shops.


Don't they???
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17-06-2019, 01:16 PM
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Caught you, Dongle!

I saw you peeping through the kitchen window, nosing to see where we were!
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17-06-2019, 01:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Aye, despite her claim, Tabbs was caught napping (a gross dereliction of duty). Even though she was online when I snuck in, she failed to notice. My Ninja training has paid dividends.



Tabs was actually very clever, Judsy - cleverer than you!

She had left her computer on to make it look like she was there, so that you would have to come and stick yer beak in our thread to investigate.
Secretly, she was tucked up in bed sound asleep, so it was only youwho had the disturbed night.
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17-06-2019, 01:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Caught you, Dongle!

I saw you peeping through the kitchen window, nosing to see where we were!
Luckily, I was on the inside.
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17-06-2019, 01:29 PM
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I have arranged for a truck to take you wimmin out for the day (to the seaside) first come gets to sit in the cab, the rest go in the back with all your old toot; handbags, cheap perfume, spare knickers (BIG ones), packs of balsam tissues and all the other strange stuff that lives in a woman's bag.
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17-06-2019, 03:12 PM
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Boys! Boys! Are all of you silly willies still bargaining to claim last place?

It will never happen.


Please don't take the silly willies part personally. It's an endearment, really.
 



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