20-03-2020, 12:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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BREAKING NEWS!
The government have announced that no wimmin of the female (that's questionable) persuasion over the age of 45 are allowed in LTP until further notice (which could be never). Exceptions are, if you are bringing us lads a beer or coming to vacuum around our armchairs occasionally.
It is hoped you will accept the new rules rather than having the military enforce it.
If you think us intelligent females would ever listen to the government, I think your mind must be disturbed!
Judd is suffering from the same condition so I have asked Tabby to look for a care home for the mentally disturbed. Judd wont leave Yorkshire but I think Tabby has found one there & the only restriction is "strictly no WIFI"
Mups has now found a similar one for you, but I hope you don't get seasick as it is located on an island several miles off the Devon coast. Sadly LTP doesn't allow people who live overseas, owing to the virus!