Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fred was a man full of grit
Bur overweight and really unfit
To lose weight he tried
But he liked his food fried

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fred was a man full of grit
But overweight and really unfit
To lose weight he tried
But he liked his food fried
He'd just have to cut down a bit


But that wasn't easy for him

Re: Limericks. (New).

But that wasn't easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym?

Re: Limericks. (New).

But that wasn't easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much

Re: Limericks. (New).

But that wasn't easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much
Two hundred quid or some such

Re: Limericks. (New).

But that wasn't easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much
Two hundred quid or some such
And all cos he wanted to be trim.



In the end he bought a new bike

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end he bought a new bike
And set off at dawn with friend Mike

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end he bought a new bike
And set off at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end he bought a new bike
And set of at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went
Where Freds' new bike got a dent

Re: Limericks. (New).

In the end he bought a new bike
And set of at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went
Where Freds' new bike got a dent
So big they had to hitchhike.


They trudged along, thumbing a lift