Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
But little did he know

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
but little did he know
when they started to grow

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
but little did he know
when they started to grow
They far bigger than his needs.


So he thought he'd grow spuds instead

Re: Limericks. (New).

So he thought he'd grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds

Re: Limericks. (New).

So he thought he'd grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box

Re: Limericks. (New).

So he thought he'd grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box
And an old pair of socks

Re: Limericks. (New).

So he thought he'd grow spuds instead
He started to prepare some new beds
Then he unearthed a small box
And an old pair of socks
Ugh - they smell like Spitty's he said!



I'm having a virtual party

Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let's get hale and hearty

Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let's get hale and hearty
With pineapple and cheese on sticks

Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm having a virtual party
Bring some wine, let's get hale and hearty
With pineapple and cheese on sticks
And dancing and high kicks