Re: Limericks. (New).

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight
Len yelled " Oi you!"
"Get off home now - Shoo"

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Len sat in the pub one night
He saw a lad just ready for a fight
Len yelled "Oi you!"
"Get off home now - shoo"
"It looks to me like you bite!"


The Landlord came into the bar

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar

Re: Limericks. (New).

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat

Re: Limericks. (New).

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat
Over with my mate Pete

Re: Limericks. (New).

The landlord came into the bar
And served me with half a jar
Then I looked for a seat
Over with my mate Pete
And his girlfriend Hedy Lamarr

I said " Hedy, you've really aged well!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

I said " Hedy, you've really aged well!"
"A hundred and seven, and you look real swell"

Re: Limericks. (New).

I said " Hedy, you've really aged well!"
"A hundred and seven, and you look real swell"
She banged her glass down

Re: Limericks. (New).

I said "Hedy, you've really aged well!"
"A hundred and seven, and you look real swell"
She banged her glass down
And drenched her red gown

Re: Limericks. (New).

I said "Hedy, you've really aged well!"
"A hundred and seven, and you look real swell"
She banged her glass down
And drenched her red gown
"But I'm only 50" she yelled!



Betty wished she was tall and slim