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Before and after quarantine



This is so funny I don’t know why it won’t play.
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28-03-2020, 10:39 AM
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Muddy ... you had a space between the [yt] and the A
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28-03-2020, 10:40 AM
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Many thanks
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28-03-2020, 01:52 PM
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Finally got the hang of Working at Home!

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28-03-2020, 04:43 PM
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They said gloves and a mask would be sufficient to go to the supermarket.

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on..
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29-03-2020, 01:17 PM
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Driving down a country lane today I came across an elderly lady struggling with some heavy shopping bags.

"Can I give you a lift?" I asked opening the passenger door.

Climbing in she started, "you have sanitized your hands? And my seat? And what about the dashboard?"

"Look love!" I said. "If you're going to be like that you'd better get out and walk!"

"That's just what my husband said a few minutes ago."
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30-03-2020, 12:25 PM
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ME: Dial 999. Police, please
POLICE: Police
ME: Hi. Two hooded men are robbing my shed.
POLICE: Sorry, we have no resources. There's nothing we can do.
ME: They are standing less than 1 metre apart.
POLICE: Keep them there - we'll be there in 5.
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30-03-2020, 10:18 PM
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https://www.facebook.com/ben.marsh.1...8130176/?t=246
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