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Bit unfortunate 😃

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10-02-2019, 08:02 PM
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One of our more helpful signs! ��

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10-02-2019, 11:25 PM
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I remember back in October my cat started growing a really thick coat.
My wife said, "That means we're gonna have a really bad winter."
It was for the cat - she got run over.
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11-02-2019, 04:38 AM
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Poor Kitty.


An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.*
After a while, the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
“What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?
The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
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11-02-2019, 07:04 PM
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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11-02-2019, 08:32 PM
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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12-02-2019, 04:46 PM
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Paddy
"I think my wife's selling drugs"

Mick
"How come?"

Paddy
The phone rang this morning I answered it, and some bloke said

"Has that dope gone yet?"
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12-02-2019, 06:26 PM
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Good One Vaniy
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13-02-2019, 03:29 AM
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A man walks into a library drunk and says, "can I have a fish and chips please" The woman says, "sir this is a library" and then he whispers, "can I have a fish and chips please."
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13-02-2019, 03:25 PM
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In the same vein as Vaniy's.

A husband shouts down the phone, "For the third time, I don't know!" and slams the phone down.

"Who was that?" says the wife.

"Some idiot confusing us with the MET Office, he keeps asking if the coast is clear"
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