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23-06-2021, 09:35 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Originally Posted by Aerolor ->
Don't encourage Harbal to keep them Primus. He needs to get rid p.d.q. - I doubt he can afford the upkeep for one thing.
They cost a fortune to keep, Aerolor, and if I don't keep them well fed, I'm terrified that they will start to eat me. It's going to cost me an arm and a leg either way.
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23-06-2021, 09:39 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Originally Posted by Harbal ->
They cost a fortune to keep, Aerolor, and if I don't keep them well fed, I'm terrified that they will start to eat me. It's going to cost me an arm and a leg either way.
Well do as I suggest Harbal. Move out with the skip and employ a Wizard if it will help. Face facts, you are going to have to hop it - preferably just before dawn when the goblins have gone to sleep after a night of mischief. Don't worry about them eating you - You are too tough - they don't like dining on old goats
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23-06-2021, 09:59 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Originally Posted by Aerolor ->
Don't worry about them eating you - You are too tough - they don't like dining on old goats
Charming.
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23-06-2021, 10:15 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Goblins are no problem! It's fairies that you have to watch out for!

There are fairies at the bottom of our garden,
Living in the septic tank.
I leave a possum trap set up
Beneath the stony bank.

I hear their murmers in the night,
It’s such an awful sound,
They leave their dirty dishes out,
And litter scattered round.

They break their bottles in the grass
And make an awful mess,
I’ve put out litter bins and such,
They just don’t see, I guess!
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23-06-2021, 10:24 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

I'm sensing a connection between the Goblin and the tea. Didn't Goblin make the teasmade?
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23-06-2021, 10:27 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I'm sensing a connection between the Goblin and the tea. Didn't Goblin make the teasmade?
Immediately prior to eating her, I heard.
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23-06-2021, 11:00 PM
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Re: The Day I Killed A Goblin

Hire the pied Piper, it might work...
 
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