Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
A boss says to his secretary 'You know, I would really love to shag you and you could make a bit of money out of it too. What if I were to throw a thousand pounds on the floor and while you are picking it up, I would be shagging you from behind but as soon as you get it all, I promise to stop?'Re: Jokes for blokes
The funeral parlour called an 85-year old widow to tell her that her 90-year old husband had died with such a massive erection that they could not close the lid of the coffin. They had never seen such a big knob.Re: Jokes for blokes
A couple want to have a bash at anal sex, but the woman decides to play it safe and seek medical advice first.Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you ... you have the cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month.Re: Jokes for blokes
Little Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "At school the boys were talking about pussy. What is pussy?"
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