Not so famous last words

Not so famous last words
1. It's fireproof.
2. He's probably just hibernating.
3. What does this button do?
4. It's probably just a rash.
5. Are you sure the power is off?
6. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
7. Pull the pin and count to what?
8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9. I wonder where the mother bear is.
10. I've seen this done on TV.
11. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
12. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
13. Let it down slowly.
14. It's strong enough for both of us.
15. This doesn't taste right.
16. I can make this light before it changes.
17. Nice doggie.
18. I can do that with my eyes closed.
19. I've done this before.
20. What duck?
21. Well, we've made it this far.
22. That's odd.
23. Don't be so superstitious.

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Those are funny.
I liked the epitaph on Spike Milligans grave it said. "I told you I was ill!"

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24. Hold my beer

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I think Martin Shaw is ugly and can't act.

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By god, you've stirred up a hornet's nest saying that.

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Don't mind him. He's a Mexican. You mightn't get the joke but he will. And the OP is very funny yes.

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Wait while tabs sees that,,! You’d think you’d be far enough away.....but you’re not

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Those are hilarious Primus, thanks for the laugh!

Another one, but you'd have to be a moorland walker to be familiar with the term: "No, that's not a featherbed".

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That's one of my personal favourites.


That raised a much-needed laugh, Primus.

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Brilliant Primus.....