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26-12-2015, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I am a little shocked! I moved on to this site believing it was full of polite, dignified people and now look what has happened:!: You have all got me giggling about your bodily functions..... apart from Mups and Nellie, that is!



Quite so Twink. It has gone dreadfully downhill of late. Quite shocking for us more genteel types.
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26-12-2015, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TessA ->
Here's one for ya!
Phaaaaarp!
TWIZ - How very undignified - you are supposed to give a little cough at the exact time of the phaarp, don't you know ...........................
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26-12-2015, 01:47 PM
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Its wet and windy here.
Must be something I ate.
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26-12-2015, 01:49 PM
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Oops!
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26-12-2015, 01:52 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

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Its wet and windy here.
Must be something I ate.
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26-12-2015, 01:54 PM
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oh gawd aunty ''' carry on phaaarrping ...if you keep her on the move it wont happen 'its when the body lays dorment -if u have a dog let her go on a slow walk -with u hahahah ....keep away from the sprouts--dont know why iam lafffin writing thislet her sleep loads too ...
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26-12-2015, 01:59 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

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Quite so Twink. It has gone dreadfully downhill of late. Quite shocking for us more genteel types.
I notice the new guy Hawkeye, is responsible for this thread. Do you think he may be a bad influence on us?
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26-12-2015, 02:06 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I notice the new guy Hawkeye, is responsible for this thread. Do you think he may be a bad influence on us?


Definitely.
I also suspect it is HE that has the problem, but not having a dog, he blames poor Auntie.
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26-12-2015, 02:23 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Definitely.
I also suspect it is HE that has the problem, but not having a dog, he blames poor Auntie.
Mups, I have known him for longer than you, but I think you may be right
Come on Keith , time for confessions
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26-12-2015, 02:43 PM
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Two words... Cork and Silencer (off a motorbike!)
 
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