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09-02-2016, 10:15 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by carol ->
Ahah - divorce to follow!
Hi

Too true carol, I mean, not much of a wife is she?

He needs to upgrade.
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09-02-2016, 10:25 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

You would do that for free?

Most men have to pay to have sex in a bath full of spag bol
Swim, I am not sure you understand how hot that pasta sauce would be. I may even add a few scotch bonnet chillies to it and you can relax in it,while I am in the kitchen preparing dessert.
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09-02-2016, 10:28 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

I wonder what the widow's pension is like there.
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09-02-2016, 10:33 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by moreover ->
I wonder what the widow's pension is like there.
Well if she follows my insructions she will soon find out.
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09-02-2016, 10:34 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I wonder if this stupid woman vowed to Love , honour and obey
I would be tempted to clean out the bath for that husband to relax in... then fill it with boiled pasta and hot bolognese sauce.
Hell hath no fury like a Woman very reasonably asked to keep up with the housekeeping and cooking!........
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09-02-2016, 10:35 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

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Hell hath no fury like a Woman very reasonably asked to keep up with the housekeeping!........
For that BC, you can expect Art and Meg to be round with a pillow soon.
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09-02-2016, 10:39 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
For that BC, you can expect Art and Meg to be round with a pillow soon.
Cheers Twink!
But another thing I was wondering.
Did she do her 'duties' in the bedroom?
I don't think so, because If she did, he might have forgiven her!
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09-02-2016, 10:53 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Reminded me of this tale .....
Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Greek girl and told her that she was to do the dishes and cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house.

The second man married a Thai girl and gave her the same orders, to do all the cleaning and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results but by the third his house was clean and dinner was on the table.

The third man married a Welsh girl. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed and dinner ready for 6pm.

For the first two days he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

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09-02-2016, 11:05 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by Boozercruiser ->
Cheers Twink!
But another thing I was wondering.
Did she do her 'duties' in the bedroom?
I don't think so, because If she did, he might have forgiven her!
Hi

One of his complaints Boozer was that she sometimes kicked him out of the bedroom.

Women

They just do not realise how lucky they are to get a man
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09-02-2016, 11:11 AM
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Re: Buck yourselves up Ladies.

Originally Posted by clumsy ->
I notice the man brought the veg home, I wonder if he ever tried bringing flowers home. No doubt when he´s had his wife sent to prison he can move his mama in and all will be well again in his life.


That's just how I feel about it too, clumsy.

Made me remember what my ex-MIL said to me once. She asked me if I "was going to look after her son like she always had!" This man was around 40-ish at the time!

I've had 3 long term relationships in my life, and they have all had possessive mothers.
The first husband's mother always thought I had "taken him away from her." I don't think she ever did forgive me!
Hence my allergy to MIL's.
Never, under any circumstances, get involved with a bloke who still lives with his Mum. That's a very bad sign.
 
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