17-01-2021, 01:58 PM
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Perhaps she was worried about setting light to her 'naughty bit hairs'...
or maybe she just didn't want it to appear on film.
17-01-2021, 03:24 PM
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Fart lighting should never be attempted sans trouserings or undercrackers.Fart gas is normally made up of hydrogen and/or methane. A naked flame of this type adjacent to a naked bottom and parts-de-private can cause serious burns to the skin and sensitive parts. It can also singe, and in some cases set fire to human hair.
17-01-2021, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fruitcake
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and in some cases set fire to human hair.
next time somebody asks me
'Got a light guv ? '
I will politely ask which end? and lecture accordingly
17-01-2021, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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Not exactly what I've heard.Why do you think the Queen is usually accompanied by Ladies in Waiting?
The answer is simple.
If ever the Queen accidentally lets one go, and it's clearly audible, the duty of one of the Ladies in Waiting is to immediately pipe up:
"I DID THAT!"
17-01-2021, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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Marge tells me that her dad used to amuse himself in B&Q by strategically dropping an SBD in an aisle just as someone was entering it, then quietly making his escape out of the other end.He had the ability to keep a dead pan straight face, which is something I know I couldn't manage to do. Exactly the same sense of humour as mine, though.
17-01-2021, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by susiejaeger
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The most embarrassing moment is when you go to Hospital and have a Colonoscopy, all that Air Pressure, it makes you fart.
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