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26-07-2019, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Oui c'est moi

Back from work and fighting fit. Looking ready to the nightshift.


And you've been here long enough already, too.

We've had more than enough trouble with that other one all day.
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26-07-2019, 05:42 PM
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Dipped it in Hoisin sauce and eaten it I suppose!!

Now listen very carefully you male persons, I will say this only once!

Behave yourselves tonight. Mups has had a stressful enough day without you lot being impossible. A little TLC wouldn't go amiss. Twink has bought something that looks suspiciously like a super-poinker and is not afraid to use it.

Just because I am out to dine tonight does not give you lot licence to run amok! I will be back.


You are both thoughtful, and dutiful dear Tabby.

They've no doubt got their fingers in their ears as usual when we say anything, (I know that Judd does), so I am glad you have put it in writing for them too.
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26-07-2019, 06:03 PM
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You are both thoughtful, and dutiful dear Tabby.

They've no doubt got their fingers in their ears as usual when we say anything, (I know that Judd does), so I am glad you have put it in writing for them too.
Dont worry Mups & Tabs, if they lull themselves into a false state of security....just think how much they will suffer when the 3 of us are on duty!

Just think we could paint strawberries on their toes, scented with a little strawberry juice....and let Nellie lose on them!
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26-07-2019, 06:12 PM
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I'm going to have to leave you good ladies on guard if you will excuse me.

Don't forget our oath . . . "Show no mercy."
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26-07-2019, 07:50 PM
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Dont worry Mups & Tabs, if they lull themselves into a false state of security....just think how much they will suffer when the 3 of us are on duty!

Just think we could paint strawberries on their toes, scented with a little strawberry juice....and let Nellie lose on them!
Now look 'ere young lady (did I just say that?) We don't want any of your home made tortures on here. We are gentlemen and should be treated as such.
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26-07-2019, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Dipped it in Hoisin sauce and eaten it I suppose!!

Now listen very carefully you male persons, I will say this only once!

Behave yourselves tonight. Mups has had a stressful enough day without you lot being impossible. A little TLC wouldn't go amiss. Twink has bought something that looks suspiciously like a super-poinker and is not afraid to use it.

Just because I am out to dine tonight does not give you lot licence to run amok! I will be back.
Don't hurry back Tabs. The Mutton Vindaloo sounds nice.
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26-07-2019, 07:53 PM
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You are both thoughtful, and dutiful dear Tabby.

They've no doubt got their fingers in their ears as usual when we say anything, (I know that Judd does), so I am glad you have put it in writing for them too.




'La la la, la la la, la la la'
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26-07-2019, 10:02 PM
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Don't hurry back Tabs. The Mutton Vindaloo sounds nice.
In an Italian restaurant? Don't be silly!!

What are you doing in here anyway - raiding the 'fridge, I bet - go on - out with you!
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26-07-2019, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->


'La la la, la la la, la la la'

See? There he goes again.
I knew all along that's what they do when we are trying to talk to them. . . . so very rude.



Right, any poor specimens of manhood still lurking, I am about to lock up now, as I am worn out today, so being the kind and considerate female that I am, I shall give you 3 seconds to get out.

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Oops... Just missed the deadline.
 



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