11-12-2018, 04:34 AM
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Re: Goodnight!
This is too much information but lest you think it is a glamorous life I lead:At 2:45 AM last night, Ranger, the 90-pound-dog, vomited (the understatement of the century) on the bedroom carpet.
At 2:45 In a nightgown and with bed hair, I was shampooing the carpet.
At 3:00 I gave Ranger a nausea pill.
At 3:01 Ranger spit out the pill.
At 3:20 AM Ranger vomited on the carpet runner in the hall.
At 3:21 AM I was washing the carpet runner in the jacuzzi tub, grumbling something about the probability of a dog getting sick on only the 15% of a room that is carpeted.
At 3:31 I was begging Ranger to go outside through the dog door.
At 3:32 I was, freezing in my nightgown, walking reluctant Ranger in the backyard where he just stood, doing absolutely nothing.
At 3:36 Ranger took...and then promptly spit out the nausea pill. Again.
At 3:40 Ranger was shivering in pain so I let him into the bed with me.
Yes, you guessed it and are no doubt thinking me a fool by now...
At 4:12 Ranger vomited on the bed - the down comforter, the sheets, the down pillows - and me.
At 4:30 with clean bedding, the washer whirring, and me now fully awake from the ensuing shower, I returned to bed to find Range healthfully and peacefully sleeping in his own bed.
At 4:35 I stared, fully awake, at the ceiling devising plans for my escape to Patagonia.
Some nights are better than others...
Anyone want a sweet but delicate 90 lb. mastiff/lab mix?
I thought not.
Goodnight!
12-12-2018, 11:45 PM
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Re: Goodnight!
Mrs Foxes presents have been purchased and wrapped, and Mrs Fox and friend were collected from Lincoln and returned to a spotless house.....
And so the washing and ironing begins, while I peruse the forum until I feel sleepy.....
All is peaceful in Foxy's world, and in Theresa May's world too...And my prayers reach out to that little meccano like project whizzing through the stars trillions of miles out in space, never to see home again. If it does land on an inhabited planet somewhere out there, I hope they don't mind a lump of weapons grade radioactive plutonium dropping on their doorstep.....
Goodnight All....
13-12-2018, 08:11 AM
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Re: Goodnight!
I hope everyone finds peace and health in their lives today.I also want to know what's under OGF's Christmas tree
. Now it's time to go outside and look up into the sky and just think about how interesting it is that we (that's right, Ewan McGregor, you and me both) are all just hurtling out there in space, faster all the time.
It's quite a ride.
Goodnight!
13-12-2018, 11:41 PM
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Re: Goodnight!
All will be revealed in due course Surfermom.....
Threw a grenade into one of the brexit threads and ducked.....
Stirred up the voyager thread.....
Off outside now to watch the meteor shower......
About as exciting as it gets in Foxy's world these days.....
Goodnight Ya all....Back tomorrow.....
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