29-11-2020, 06:55 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
Originally Posted by Dextrous63
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Buy a live turkey. Then you can start flavouring it by feeding it with some stuffing, and cull it when needed.
Well Dextrous, l can always depend on you for good ideas!! What flavoured stuffing should l feed it on?
Wouldn’t it fly away in fright at me saying the words, ’Come on Turkey Lurkey, here’s your Thyme and Parsley flavoured stuffing?
29-11-2020, 06:56 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
Originally Posted by Primus1
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Buy a live one art, feed it up until a couple of days before, then tell him you have a special surprise waiting for him in the knife drawer....
29-11-2020, 07:02 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
Originally Posted by pauline3
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Ask your daughter if you can freeze it in hers,Art....haven’t you got 5 daughters?....take your pick?
Pauline, l might have a problem there... l have four daughters and one son in Australia.
Two of my daughters live in London and Brighton, so it might be a long way to transport a turkey... maybe if they keep it tethered in the car with its head out of the window as they travel on the M25 in a traffic jam, it might be ok?
My two other daughters live locally they have families, so their freezers will be full too!
You might have to go back to the drawing board on this one!
29-11-2020, 07:07 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
Originally Posted by realspeed
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get a turkey from Iceland shop just before Christmas. Bound to be a frozen one
Erm... Any room in your freezer? Have a word with Sue, tell her, l’m a ‘damsel in distress... not undress !!
29-11-2020, 07:14 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
I’ve got it art, you need to do a snow dance, this involves going out at midnight completely naked except for one wellington ( left or right it doesn’t matter) you have to dance around the garden chanting “ iamanee..diot,”. very fast, then when it snows you can put your frozen turkey in a snowdrift and keep it frozen until ChristmasYour welcome...
29-11-2020, 07:17 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....
Originally Posted by Artangel
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realspeed, I think the frozen ones taste just as nice as a fresh one!!Erm... Any room in your freezer? Have a word with Sue, tell her, l’m a ‘damsel in distress... not undress !!
Sue did a big shop only the other day the large chest freezer is full
as well as the overflow upright in the garage and the upright in the kitchen utility room
W had two supermarket trolleys full from Tescos then went and she got more from Lydle.
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