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Rumour has it that Mickey Mouse wears a Matt Hancock wristwatch…
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Here's a news flash for you...
The US feels like it's been in Hell for the last four years. We've asked the devil to put in more golfing greens to keep people where they belong.
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Here's a news flash for you...
The US feels like it's been in Hell for the last four years. We've asked the devil to put in more golfing greens to keep people where they belong.
Great idea!!
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One of the funniest (and truthful) things I have ever seen!
It should, however, be realised that SOME degrees can be very beneficial, but choose wisely.
Mickey Mouse degrees should be printed on toilet paper!


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20-06-2021, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
One of the funniest (and truthful) things I have ever seen!
It should, however, be realised that SOME degrees can be very beneficial, but choose wisely.
Mickey Mouse degrees should be printed on toilet paper!
Excellent JBR. That's exactly how I got my ONC, HNC, degree and MSc - I (well, my employers mainly) paid as I went so no student debt for me anywhere along the line.

Oh, stolen by the way.
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
One of the funniest (and truthful) things I have ever seen!
It should, however, be realised that SOME degrees can be very beneficial, but choose wisely.
Mickey Mouse degrees should be printed on toilet paper!
Very funny and as has already been said.... true too
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"Hello Mr. Brown, come in."

"Thank you Doctor. This is my beautiful wife. So, what's the diagnosis?"

"You have erectile dysfunction."

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I recommend a visit to SpecSavers."
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I'm not saying it's rough where I live but Aldi are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five!
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I'm not saying it's rough where I live but Aldi are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five!
Brilliant!
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They said, "Is this your wife sir?"
Shocked, I answered, " Yes."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality!"
 
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