09-01-2016, 12:20 AM
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Simple Home Remedies
I recently came across these really simple but very useful tips that everybody could use about the home; I just had to share them with you:- If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. The blockage will instantly remove itself.
- Avoid cutting yourself when dicing vegetables by getting someone else to to hold the vegetables as you chop.
- Avoid arguments about the toilet seat. Use the sink.
- For quick relief of high blood pressure simply cut yourself over a vein or artery and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure. Important to use a timer.
- A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will stop you rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxative. Then you will be too scared to cough.
- You only need two tools in life - WD 40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should then use the WD 40. If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape.
- Remember that everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem.
- Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
I hope these simple tips will be the basis for a full and eventful life, a code to live by.
09-01-2016, 10:00 AM
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Re: Simple Home Remedies
Originally Posted by Bruce
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I recently came across these really simple but very useful tips that everybody could use about the home; I just had to share them with you:- If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. The blockage will instantly remove itself.
- Avoid cutting yourself when dicing vegetables by getting someone else to to hold the vegetables as you chop.
- Avoid arguments about the toilet seat. Use the sink.
- For quick relief of high blood pressure simply cut yourself over a vein or artery and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure. Important to use a timer.
- A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will stop you rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxative. Then you will be too scared to cough.
- You only need two tools in life - WD 40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should then use the WD 40. If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape.
- Remember that everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem.
- Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
I hope these simple tips will be the basis for a full and eventful life, a code to live by.
and BIB = my favourite 
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