Trucker -v- Essex Girl.

The A12 is the main trunk road in Essex

As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"


The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of
her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the bloody gritter......."

Re: Trucker -v- Essex Girl.

Joe, if I was you, I'd stay well clear of Essex! By the way, Heather? Essex Girl? Surely not.

Re: Trucker -v- Essex Girl.

will make shure my husband does not go there hes a trucker lol

Re: Trucker -v- Essex Girl.

ha ha very funny!!