By the way ladies, I heard these two 'erberts will be on the telly tonight.
They are on that 'Full Monty' programme later.

Mind you, from what has been said here today, I don't know what dongle is going to hang his hat on, do you?

I have managed to get us all front row tickets.
I was going to buy some doughnuts to throw at them, but decided it would be a waste of time so got some squashy, mouldy tomatoes instead.

See you later ladies . . don't be late.

Mr. Judd (or would you prefer Mrs. Judd if you intend transforming)?

I can assure you us lovely ladies have no desire for any added appendages thank you, as we are already well aware of what a nuisance they can be.

Apart from the nuisance value of any 'extras', our supberb sylph-like bodies are so perfect in every way it would be impossible to improve upon, so quite unthinkable.

If you men transformed however, you might possibly become more alluring,
enchanting, indispensable, able to give birth, see males in awe and wonder when in your presence. You would be kinder, more charitable, beautiful inside and out, and best of all . . . less inclined to fart all night!

The Full Monty eh?

So that's where all the fishwives are tonight?

I can see all the fellas are gone to watch it too... probably to see what theyre missin !

Makes me LAST !

No. If they're having a men's largest dick showing competition, I want to know who comes second.

Anyway, that's the pot stirred - having an early night. Back to work in the AM to fill your overstuffed purses once again.

The Full Monty eh?

So that's where all the fishwives are tonight?