Re: Limericks. (New).

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
The judge said "Look here"
"You're going down, have no fear"

Re: Limericks. (New).

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
The judge said "Look here"
"You're going down, have no fear"
"And serves you right for being so lippy"



"Take them down" ordered the beak

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Take them down" ordered the beak
They didn't worry, it was only a week

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Take them down" ordered the beak
They didn't worry, it was only a week
As they sat in teir cell

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Take them down" ordered the beak
They didn't worry, it was only a week
As they say in their cell
You could easily tell

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Take them down" ordered the beak
They didn't worry, it was only a week
As they say in their cell
You could easily tell
They were made of strong stuff and not weak.





There was an old man from Crewe

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
"My Polly" he cried

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
"My Polly" he cried
But alas, Polly died

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old man from Crewe
Through his open window the parrot flew
"My Polly" he cried
But alas, Polly died
Killed by an eagle, who knew

The eagle flew off into the sun