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11-01-2020, 05:36 PM
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I heard him rattle the door
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11-01-2020, 09:44 PM
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I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake
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11-01-2020, 10:56 PM
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I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake
I yelled " For Pete's sake"!
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11-01-2020, 11:18 PM
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I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake
I yelled " For Pete's sake"!
And then I'm afraid I swore.



One night as I sat watching telly
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One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
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12-01-2020, 09:30 PM
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One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat
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13-01-2020, 11:33 PM
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One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat
And said "Look at that!"
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14-01-2020, 12:32 AM
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One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat
And said "Look at that!"
But it ran off over my belly.


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I bought a new map book today
Not before time I say
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I bought a new map book today
Not before time I say
It's extra large scale
 
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