24-05-2019, 06:31 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approachedthe desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
24-05-2019, 09:35 AM
552
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approachedthe desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
24-05-2019, 09:28 PM
555
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text....*If you are sleeping send me your dreams.*
If you are laughing send me your smile.*
if you are eating send me a bite.*
If you are drinking send me a sip.*
If you are crying send me your tears.*
I Love you."*
He replied ....*
"I am on the toilet. What should I do?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very true. 24-05-2019, 09:37 PM
557
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
->
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approachedthe desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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