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29-11-2020, 10:12 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
TAT, I will probably be laid out from salmonella poisoning from eating a turkey that l bought at the beginning of December but never found a freezer to put it in!

Any chance of asking your kemosabe if there’s any room in your freezer?
Our freezers are quite empty this year. There's a jointed sheep in one and a dozen chickens to fill the space space and in the second mostly ready meals, veg, garden fruit and things. Nowhere near as much as we had this time last year.
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29-11-2020, 10:22 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Dodge? It was me, not dodge
Whoops! Sorry Dexterous. Actually, l did it on purpose to get your attention and see if you’d notice.... and you did!!

The igloo? I will run that past the turkey and see if he would prefer to live in there?

Anyway, how much room is in your freezer? I’m sure there’s room for a littleun!!
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29-11-2020, 10:24 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

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Go vegetarian art

Never! I need the iron as l don’t want a white face!!
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29-11-2020, 10:26 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
Our freezers are quite empty this year. There's a jointed sheep in one and a dozen chickens to fill the space space and in the second mostly ready meals, veg, garden fruit and things. Nowhere near as much as we had this time last year.

A jointed sheep?
I think l will take up Primus’s offer of going vegetarian!
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29-11-2020, 10:34 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Any Turkey should be manageable for a Lady with a large Chest.
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29-11-2020, 10:34 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Anyway, how much room is in your freezer? I’m sure there’s room for a littleun!!
Enough room for two slices of turkey, if push comes to shove. This should be more than enough if you keep to the tier restrictions.
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29-11-2020, 10:38 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

Another solution would be for you to move to somewhere with permafrost. Think of the money you'd save by not having to buy, nor run a freezer
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

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A jointed sheep?
I think l will take up Primus’s offer of going vegetarian!
we buy a sheep from time to time from our local butcher who joints it for us.
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29-11-2020, 10:45 PM
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Re: I Would Like To Buy A Turkey For Christmas But.....

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we buy a sheep from time to time from our local butcher who joints it for us.
And was I thinking that you'd bored it to the point of self mutilation
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Bored it?
 
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