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29-11-2020, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Lots of space..... mainly between their ears.
At least two metres, big headed birds, who needs them.
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29-11-2020, 11:19 PM
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I see that Northants person is lurking around again.

Shall just limber up....

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Judd, you just do your stuff Man.
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29-11-2020, 11:31 PM
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Listen 'ere you 'orrible lot of wasters, I am on my new fangled tablet and can't copy/paste or hi-light, so I will just have to reply to all your rude posts in one go.

I want - no, demand - you all clear off this minute.
You sit there, waffling on to each other like a load of old wimmin at a mothers meeting, and making the place untidy and smelly.

I am sure you have to be working tomorrow, so I suggest you 'oppit immediately and do not hurry back.
You will find your coats slung out in the front garden.
Mind how you put them on, they were getting covered with slugs and snails last time I looked.
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29-11-2020, 11:39 PM
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Listen 'ere you 'orrible lot of wasters, I am on my new fangled tablet and can't copy/paste or hi-light, so I will just have to reply to all your rude posts in one go.

I want - no, demand - you all clear off this minute.
You sit there, waffling on to each other like a load of old wimmin at a mothers meeting, and making the place untidy and smelly.

I am sure you have to be working tomorrow, so I suggest you 'oppit immediately and do not hurry back.
You will find your coats slung out in the front garden.
Mind how you put them on, they were getting covered with slugs and snails last time I looked.
Have you had your knicker drawer out again?
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30-11-2020, 12:25 AM
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Have you had your knicker drawer out again?

Don't be so rude.

Your coat pockets are full of snails now, I just added a few more for you.

You'll be late for work in the morning, and I shall phone your boss and tell him why.
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30-11-2020, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Listen 'ere you 'orrible lot of wasters, I am on my new fangled tablet and can't copy/paste or hi-light, so I will just have to reply to all your rude posts in one go.

I want - no, demand - you all clear off this minute.
You sit there, waffling on to each other like a load of old wimmin at a mothers meeting, and making the place untidy and smelly.

I am sure you have to be working tomorrow, so I suggest you 'oppit immediately and do not hurry back.
You will find your coats slung out in the front garden.
Mind how you put them on, they were getting covered with slugs and snails last time I looked.

I have the same tablet as you and I don't have any problems. Must be user error.
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30-11-2020, 10:39 AM
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I have the same tablet as you and I don't have any problems. Must be user error.


Well a bit of tuition might help me look upon you in a slightly more favourable light then.

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Good morning ladies.
With a bit of luck those creatures are all at work this morning, so we should get some peace.
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30-11-2020, 12:58 PM
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Well a bit of tuition might help me look upon you in a slightly more favourable light then.

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Good morning ladies.
With a bit of luck those creatures are all at work this morning, so we should get some peace.
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Your luck's run out. Not working today.
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30-11-2020, 10:30 PM
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Well I was working today, up at 5:30 and in by 6:30. Since getting home, have vacuumed, cooked dinner, taken the dog for a walk, emptied the dishwasher and put the recycling outside but what do I find? Infestation of the wimmin kind. I suppose you have all been sitting around on your bums all day, watching daytime TV and those shopping channels selling body shapers and diet compounds.

It's time you lot left us fellas in peace.
 



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