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01-01-2020, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
You don't need to come in to observe, you can do that from outside. We'll open a crack in the curtains for you to peer through.

We spoil you, we really do.


Thank you for your offer Judd, but you're too late, I'm in.

I shall sit so quietly you will forget I am here, then when you slip up - I can leap up and suddenly clout you.
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01-01-2020, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Thank you for your offer Judd, but you're too late, I'm in.

I shall sit so quietly you will forget I am here, then when you slip up - I can leap up and suddenly clout you.
The only slipping to occur will be when you jump in the armchair and slip right out the back door. That WD40 on the castors works a treat.
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01-01-2020, 08:03 PM
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The only slipping to occur will be when you jump in the armchair and slip right out the back door. That WD40 on the castors works a treat.
You're talking about wimmin here - they won't know what WD40 is without Googling it.
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01-01-2020, 08:07 PM
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It's a lubricant ... I've used it many a time and it wasn't any good.
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01-01-2020, 08:08 PM
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It's a lubricant ... I've used it many a time and it wasn't any good.
Smells nice though.
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01-01-2020, 08:09 PM
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You're talking about wimmin here - they won't know what WD40 is without Googling it.
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01-01-2020, 08:09 PM
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Smells nice though.
Swarfega smells nicer.
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01-01-2020, 08:11 PM
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And I've just nipped and peeked in your gallery.
Isn't Murtagh sweet!
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01-01-2020, 08:14 PM
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And I've just nipped and peeked in your gallery.
Isn't Murtagh sweet!
He is sweet and a terror at the same time. I'm training him up as LTP guard dog but it's not going too well. He is good at shredding paper if you need any documents got rid of.
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02-01-2020, 01:02 AM
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It's a lubricant ... I've used it many a time and it wasn't any good.
You do know that KY Jelly is available and more effective?
 
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