25-05-2020, 10:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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A glorious sunny day in Yorkshire today. A quick firkle round the site and thence into the garden to do the lawns (again 
). Wish the grass would stop growing...IDEA! Spray lawn with whisky then it will be half cut.
Oh dear - don't give up the day job Judsy.
Now then, looks like it's just me and thee today, young man.
That's fine with me, because I've just had a word with your old Mum, and she told me all the things that you don't like.
Now I can annoy you so much you will be glad to escape.
26-05-2020, 11:50 PM
29056
Re: Last to post wins
Nah, you'd never do that to us Judd, cos you'd be lost without us. Go on, admit it.Anyway, your conscience would haunt you for ever.
Your appetite would go and you would become gaunt and restless.
You'd chew your fingernails down to your knuckles as your anxiety worsened.
You would suffer from insomnia as your conscience kept prodding you.
Apart from all that, you'd have to catch us first anyway, and you're too slow by half.
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