20-12-2019, 04:16 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Here's one for your little grandson, Summer:Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
(Yes, I know, should be on the groaner thread)
Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?
It's so no one will see them sitting in the cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Precisely, this proves my point!
20-12-2019, 06:22 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft.So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves. Any other suggestions?
20-12-2019, 08:48 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed ...
Appropriated.
Of course it was - I just can't remember where from - it's my age you know.
A rather more polite way of saying that I nicked it, which of course I have... for future use! Thank you.
21-12-2019, 11:03 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by summer
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Some great jokes here I will store the suitable ones to tell my grandson on Christmas day....as for keeping grandkids in the loft....Tuts
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