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In a prisoner of war camp in Germany one the the guards has his way with a female inmate.
Buttoning up his garb he says to the woman:
"In nine months you will have a strapping little boy and you may name him Hitler."

"Sir, in three days time you will have a rash. You may call it measles."
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If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
In a prisoner of war camp in Germany one the the guards has his way with a female inmate.
Buttoning up his garb he says to the woman:
"In nine months you will have a strapping little boy and you may name him Hitler."

"Sir, in three days time you will have a rash. You may call it measles."
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.


exccelantss!
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
WHOLTS ?????
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'Reef Pron'...is that free porn for us dyslexics?
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Re: Jokes for blokes

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'Reef Pron'...is that free porn for us dyslexics?
You get nothing free in this world Pug!
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
Droll......
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