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17-08-2018, 07:20 PM
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It's fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
Washed down with a glass of dry Burt (hey, it's Friday, forget the Irn but!)
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It's fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
Washed down with a glass of dry Burt (hey, it's Friday, forget the Irn but!)
And then we all shout a rousing OLE


Not sure where I am going
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17-08-2018, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Last Tango ->
It's fish and chips on a Friday
So mushy peas and cod fillet
With a pickled onion to boot
Washed down with a glass of dry Burt (hey, it's Friday, forget the Irn but!)


Have you all been at the lemonade??
That aint no limerick!

The second line doesn't rhyme with the first,
The 4th doesn't rhyme with the third,
And the fifth is missing altogether.

And you tell me I'm out of sync!

*

I'll try again with Solo's last starter:

Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
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18-08-2018, 12:58 AM
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Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It'll work out in the end
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18-08-2018, 09:27 AM
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Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It'll work out in the end
Or we all go round the bend
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18-08-2018, 10:16 AM
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Not sure where I am going
This aint exactly flowing
It'll work out in the end
Or we all go round the bend
On a boat with one oar rowing.

Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
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18-08-2018, 12:14 PM
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Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
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18-08-2018, 01:13 PM
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Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
But some of us come back
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18-08-2018, 01:18 PM
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Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
8-8-5-5-8's what you need
to make limericks breed
Not that I know nuffink-but hey.

[But I digress. Now,where was -Ohhh,I remember]

{AHEM}

Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
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18-08-2018, 04:36 PM
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Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
Tho others have gone
 
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