Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Seems the rhymers have all gone astray
The weekend tends to drive them away
still,we few carry on
Tho others have gone
But some of us come back to the fray.

(You are welcome, Judd....you got overlooked)

While walking the street at a fast clip

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum
So it became uncomfortably numb

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While walking the street at a fast clip
A banana skin caused me to slip
I landed hard on my bum
So it became uncomfortably numb
And couldn't feel my farts when I let rip

Going out on the lash tonight

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue
The fuzz cannot catch you

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Going out on the lash tonight
Oh Gawd, just look at the sight!
Fighting a statue
The fuzz cannot catch you
Will he get arrested - he might.

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The farmer said to his cow