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05-06-2017, 06:24 PM
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Jokes for Ladies (Sisters' Revenge!)

It's about time we had our own funny thread!
Let's show 'em girls!




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05-06-2017, 06:26 PM
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I made that one up
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05-06-2017, 07:05 PM
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Because no-one will stop and ask directions!
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05-06-2017, 07:07 PM
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”
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05-06-2017, 07:08 PM
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
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05-06-2017, 07:29 PM
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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"
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05-06-2017, 07:40 PM
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Why do some say husbands are like lawn mowers?

Because they are hard to get started, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time.

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05-06-2017, 07:50 PM
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Welcome sister Mups!

I gave myself a headache looking at funny things!
(I used that excuse a lot when I was married )
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05-06-2017, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TessA ->
Welcome sister Mups!

I gave myself a headache looking at funny things!
(I used that excuse a lot when I was married )

Thank you sister Tess, alias chief poinker.
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05-06-2017, 09:03 PM
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Great thread TessA.
I will follow it intently.

My contribution:

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”

She answered, “I do.”

InfamyInfamy!
 
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