08-01-2018, 05:19 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Morticia
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I hope you've just braced yourself for some saucy remarks.
Definition of Australian Foreplay.
"Brace yourself Shelia"
08-01-2018, 05:21 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
The first time I needed to buy condoms was when I was too young to go into a pub and get some from a vending machine, so I went to the chemist at the top of my parents' street.After looking hopelessly at the range on offer, I plucked up the courage to ask the (very gorgeous) young female assistant for some in a timid, embarrassed whisper.
She looked me up and down and said, quite loudly, "I think you'll be needing EXTRA LARGE sir!". I suddenly felt both extremely self-conscious and rather smug at the same time and like I was going to wee.
Sadly, the blind date the lads at work had set me up for didn't even show up, so I think I ditched the flowers I had in a bin and the condoms remained in my wallet for at least a year until they were put to some fruitful use.
08-01-2018, 05:26 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Are you sure? I'd have thought it would have been ... 'Throw it on the barbie'.
08-01-2018, 05:27 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Floydy
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The first time I needed to buy condoms was when I was too young to go into a pub and get some from a vending machine, so I went to the chemist at the top of my parents' street.After looking hopelessly at the range on offer, I plucked up the courage to ask the (very gorgeous) young female assistant for some in a timid, embarrassed whisper.
She looked me up and down and said, quite loudly, "I think you'll be needing EXTRA LARGE sir!". I suddenly felt both extremely self-conscious and rather smug at the same time and like I was going to wee.
Sadly, the blind date the lads at work had set me up for didn't even show up, so I think I ditched the flowers I had in a bin and the condoms remained in my wallet for at least a year until they were put to some fruitful use.
08-01-2018, 06:50 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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I sometimes get embarrassed buying ladies running shorts, the men's ones are far too long for me....Do you think Pink is my colour?...
08-01-2018, 07:04 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Puddle, I remember people washing pieces of rags they used for that purpose and pegged them out on the washing line to dry!Not a pretty sight on a windy day!!
god, how many years we going back ..lol
I remember, normal sanitary towels, but those awful belts he had to wear......
Hi Angel...,Hows you xx
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