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04-07-2020, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
You are a bit late there, us guys have had privy to "Cattle Prods" for a while now, but, being the Gentlemen we are, have been loath to use them, that's not to say, under certain circumstances that policy will not be breached.
I would make sure you got your asbestos knickers for the foreseeable future, just in case.
You have given me an idea spit. A cattle grid, just outside. That should confuse the blighters.
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04-07-2020, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Dongle, if I bought a nik nak for you I would make sure it had a very sharp point!
More of a nack nick then.
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04-07-2020, 10:07 PM
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Caution lads, wimmin lurking...
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04-07-2020, 10:08 PM
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Guys, energise your Prods.
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04-07-2020, 10:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
You are a bit late there, us guys have had privy to "Cattle Prods" for a while now, but, being the Gentlemen we are, have been loath to use them, that's not to say, under certain circumstances that policy will not be breached.
I would make sure you got your asbestos knickers for the foreseeable future, just in case.


Pah! We had cattle prods years ago Spitty.
But the men had such huge fat bums, the shocks weren't quite powerful enough for them.
Judd knew how to minimise the elctrics too, damn that man.
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04-07-2020, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Guys, energise your Prods.


Huh. That would be the first thing energetic about you blokes in centuries.
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04-07-2020, 11:24 PM
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Nice one, Mups!
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04-07-2020, 11:40 PM
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Nice one, Mups!


Well it's true, as we ladies well know.

I mean, can you think of one useful thing they have ever done - because I can't.
I have only ever seen them lolling about in here, making rude comments and expecting to be waited on hand and foot.
Useless lumps they are.
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05-07-2020, 12:47 AM
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Oh-O, just as I was locking up I saw a shadow lurking about by the window.
I've seen you Judsy, and you're not coming in, so turn around and go off to bed, there's a good chap.
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05-07-2020, 12:52 AM
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Once again Judd slides effortlessly into last place.
 



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