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07-02-2019, 06:56 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
I think this thread is full of sh#t..
You've noticed!
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07-02-2019, 09:58 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

I have to hand it to you Bazza, you do come up with some real beauties.
I don't usually spare a thought for shit at anytime, but just by way of replying to such a nice fella.
Personally once it’s flushed down the pan I couldn’t give a monkey’s where it goes or what it does, out of sight out of mind, if you know what I mean.
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07-02-2019, 10:43 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

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4,620,000,000 tonnes.
See, no one really cares about the Stats, or the Splats for the matter.
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07-02-2019, 11:15 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

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No problem for me, I'd just rip someone's head off and sh*t down the hole in their neck

Oh Nicol, I can't stop laughing
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08-02-2019, 03:00 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

This post reminded me of growing up in Withernsea.

We all learned to swim in the sea and we all ended up with brown stuff, around our mouth & nose areas, each time we came out of the sea.

While swimming you could see all the small bits of toilet paper floating along.

It was all very normal, in those times, and nobody worried much!

Turned out that all of the local sewage was in a pipe which ran out to sea about 30 yards from the town.

Didn't do us too much harm, however, and might have made many of us more germ resistant later on.

It was good for the Shell fish, in the area!
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08-02-2019, 06:05 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

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Oh Nicol, I can't stop laughing
I'm glad somebody shares my sense of humour
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08-02-2019, 06:36 PM
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Re: Another Realspeed weird thought

Originally Posted by Nicol ->
I'm glad somebody shares my sense of humour
Just as well it isn't dead pan.



(Pan....poo.......gettit?)




(tiptoes quietly out.......)



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