Daft Definitions

Can you think of any new dictionary definitions for words in the normal dictionary?

As examples: (taken from the Uxbridge dictionary as defined in the "Sorry I haven't a clue" radio show.)

Benign - what you are after you be right
Biased - having four buttocks
Icicles - what an Eskimo has between his legs
In denial - where some Egyptians wash their clothes
Incessant - an ant that sleeps with it's sister
Sago - a good way to start a race
Sanctity - a multiple breasted French woman
Satire - seated in a more elevated position
Satsuma - Japanese wrestling while sitting down
Tabby - a big church in Yorkshire
Taffeta - a Welsh goat's cheese

Any more ?

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Escape - Superman's cloak with his initial on it

Tissue - not me, it's you

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I wanted to put 'thingy' meaning anything under the bonnet of my car but then I thought he doesn't mean stuff that daft

Hamas ...tools used in Yorkshire for banging in nails

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Sex .... something the posh get their coal in.

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Infanta - a small bottle of orange pop (soda for our American cousins )

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Transport ... athletics for gender neutrals.

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Copulate - A tardy policeman

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Suicide .... Mr Issides daughter.

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Faggot - the lit end of a cigarette

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Working .... used to be royalty