My next attempt at liftoff will be on Friday 25th August at 9.30 pm. sharp. Tink yo.

I'll watch it tonight in bed Gummy and give you my honest opinion tomorrow. I have cordless earphones which serve two purposes, one it lets me have the sound as loud as I like at nightime, and two it block out the wife's horrible snoring.

How come nobody employs Native Americans to do house jobs, it's always the bloody Cowboys who get all the good jobs, racialism again.

Gummy, about your thread in the Sports section, I’m asking here because I don’t want to ruin it with nonsense, you’ve been to Italy several times, perhaps you can tell me who Diabolical Pluto is? I’ve heard of Diabolical Lewy, he was a wrestler in Manchester in the 1960’s when wrestling was all the rage on Saturday TV. I remember him well, all the oul ones over here used to watch it, he was a grannies favourite.

Careful Spitty they might do a rain dance.

And they're always in the Toilet, Too much Tea Pee.