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Just bumped into an old mate of mine today.

I said, "What are you doing these days?"

He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, piss heads and down and outs."

I said, "Oh, are you working for the Salvation Army?"

He said, "No. Wetherspoons!"
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Not quite a one liner, but it made me larf


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Originally Posted by Vlad ->
Not quite a one liner, but it made me larf


I wonder who it named before someone changed it to Nicola Sturgeon.
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I went into Cash Converters yesterday to raise some much-needed cash…

I must admit I was very surprised how much I was able to get. They gave me 5 grand and didn't even take the gun!
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Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
I'll show that to Marge!
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I've just completed a course in critical thinking.



It was rubbish.
 
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