Letter to a men's helpline..

Hi Bob,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs
up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out
for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was
at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline
crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Re: Letter to a men's helpline..

Oh God! We still laughed.

Re: Letter to a men's helpline..

oh LOL, I was feeling so sorry for you too hahaha