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08-02-2012, 10:59 AM
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I just got knocked of my bike by a lorry salting the roads.....


You dozy bugger I screamed through ..........GRITTED TEETH


I was at a wedding reception when the DJ announced......All the marred men out there go and stand by the person who makes your life worth living !....

The poor barman was crushed to death
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08-02-2012, 11:40 AM
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Andy, hope the "Marred" men was'nt deliberate,because,...gulp,...(she's watching), we're not. Also, rather be crushed by the barmaid! As a cyclist myself, loved the first one.
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08-02-2012, 05:56 PM
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A good couple of groaners Andy
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08-02-2012, 07:11 PM
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Re: 2 Jokes

Love them Andy.
 

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