28-02-2020, 11:07 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A child asked his father: “How were people born?”His father replied: “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question.
She told him: “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said: “You lied to me!”
His father replied: “No, your mum was talking about her side of the family.”
28-02-2020, 11:17 PM
1328
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A child asked his father: “How were people born?”His father replied: “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question.
She told him: “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said: “You lied to me!”
His father replied: “No, your mum was talking about her side of the family.”
Borrowed.
29-02-2020, 07:42 AM
1329
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A child asked his father: “How were people born?”His father replied: “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question.
She told him: “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said: “You lied to me!”
His father replied: “No, your mum was talking about her side of the family.”
"Dad, is it true we evolved from the monkeys?"
"You did, son, but I did not!"
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