24-11-2019, 12:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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Andre Rieu.
Now there's a man who employs only the most talented, best looking sexiest ladies for his show. I might contact him and see if he can assist us men on here.
I'll have you know, his 'sexy ladies' as you call them, were all LTP wimmin once.
There. You didn't know that did you!
Andre offered us all a job, and the others left because of you men. But us lovely ladies you have now are made of stronger stuff, so we stayed to keep you lot out.
Andre still sends us an offer to join him every Christmas, as he has always been bewitched by our talent and beauty. Of course, the pay is far more tempting than it is here, yet we remain here to keep the place in good running order - and manless of course.